hi mum
look at you gal
with your oil of olay streaks
yeah and your grey hair
I thought my camera was on black and white
it's like a rofl brothel in here
listen i've got some bad news
i've been in a zoom booth with geoff linton
the bobble hat project
wont be able to come this weekend
yeah terribly sad
sad like when a heron dies
yeah i know i know i know i know
you are as always a viable option
ciao and bella fragmento
cya mum
ggghhhhh
hi col
ciao and bella fragmatalatatata
you are as always an abandoned halibut
you got that boy
have a mind tumble but dont empty the dryer
reackons your ideas are on the damp side of waerable
esepcially when he hasnt had his peanuts
he can be a bastard
ya ya i know i know
he didnt like..
yeah the geoff linton
had a zoomerang with geoff linton
aahj ahaaahj ahj i know
you should have got a side order of belgian lofls
yeah the lord of londis
who do you think you are papa rumpo
with your boil in the bag cod and parsley sauce
look at you boi
30 seconds of Linton's drums
Cya col aairgghh
Bella nougato
You are as always a knackered parrot
We'll see which one falls out first
Hoover them up
Have a mind grate the options
Aiya ya ya
Yeah I know it's the Linton
Bobble Hats
Good news is
It's a whole mouthful of pigs tits
He's pulling the plug on the pencil cases
Old skool with Linton
Listen some bad news
Hilario with a rolf on top
Thought so cuz it looks like shit
What is it a number 2?
With ya lockdown haircut
Look at you boi
Hi col yeaaaah
You is grey and dismal
You are as always a damp crab
Yeahaghia
Yeah exquackly yeah yeah
Yah urhu yeah
Un problemo significato
So quack on
Look at your complexion boy
Like a haunted dishcloth
Inflate your thought space
He's got fudgy knickers
Don't fear success, fear the urban fox
Cya Col arraghh
Ciao and bella ontario
Aspirational with a hint of science fiction
Alcholol
Having a cervezo
Yeahaaah
Look at you boy you look well dreary
Joe Wicks the fitness chimp
Isolation perspiration station
I know hilario
Copyright Mark ROFL-o
Balls are in chaos
Yah yah yah yah
Don't let him down
Remember, Geoff Linton shits live pigs
Yeah ahyeh aheyah
Exquackly
Let's place that in the thought fridge
You are, as always, a bulky chipmonk
Ciao and bella omeletto
**Drums**
Sniff
Orite orite
Shut up shut up
You're late, smooth dick
Got some important shiz to discuss
Shut up, it's the Lintonator
Orite shut up
Hahaha
Little wrist bracelet
Makes you look like you once had a girlfriend
Good lad, Col
Birdseye potato rofl
Backcomb the living shit out of this hairball
Unfortunate- hately
Yeah yim yuh yah
He's getting anxious trousers
You are, as always, a buttery spaniel
Bella frachiato
It'll be fantastic
It's the Lintonator
OK!
Shut up listen
Yeah
Orite dick
Moses would be proud of you
I'm hilario
Busy busy busy
If I don't slow down
Ehiehiyeah
Reverse loop
Face toward face
You are, as always, an idle trout
Look at you
Fox's backside
Yehaeaeh yeah
Yeah hilario just for rofls
Win win count me in
Play Warhammer
You are, as always, an Edwardian cockerel
Bella graciano
Hi Col yeah check me out
Isolation inspiration station
Phil Collins
Yah
Boi
Ha hehe
You are, as always, a bankrupt parrot
Yaah
Bella insatio
You're an adult wolf
You are, as always, a vigorous pigeon
You are, as always, a peaceful ferret
You are, as always, a male herring
You are, as always, a disgruntled pug
You want in?
Yep
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah hi Col
Yeah uh yeah yeah yeah
Yeah London
Yeah for sure oh for sure
Wish me welcome
Tits kiss your ballbag
Taste of success
Success net
Still fat still sweaty still single
It's just rofls
Re-coup-et-moi
Ping you in the loop
More give than Oxfam
OK
Off to London
Network not fretwork
Naked city
Did the moonwalk all over the bosses tits
Mind fart
Male insect
Lonely heron
London
London to Glasto
Listen
Kicked it up the moons ass
Kick its bare ass
I bet
I know, I know, I know
Hope my tits
Hi Col
Hi Col yeah how ya doin
Having a campaccuccu
Have a campaccuccu on me
Gooderooni
Good decision
Geoff
Geoff Linton
Geoff Hinton
e-plop from Geoff
Cya Col
Crimbo mass
Ciao fragmento cya Col
Busy as tits on a fat ball
Boozathona dingdong
Bella fragmento
Bella substitutio
Bella pomfritio
Bella fortino
Bella campagio
And as always
Yeah do it boy
Arhnergh
Ahsjhdhf
Aaaggh
Aheryeah
